Friday, April 7, 2017

FILED UNDER: 7 Liberal Arts & Sciences - Music



Son: Dad, what do you know about sheet music?
 
Me: Well son, I really didn't know they liked music... but I imagine if it's baaaad enough, it'll put you to sleep pretty quickly.
 
Son: SHEET Music Dad! SHEET Music!
 
Me: Only when I have too many prunes son.
 
Son: (sigh) Ewe are too much!...
 
Me: Well, you can expect ramifications of shear nonsense from me at times.
 
Son: I have herd this before.
 
Me: That's music to my eyes son.
 
Son: What is?
 
Me: Sheet Music!
 
Son: (groan)
 
Me: Nice bass tones son.
 
Son: (sighs... rolls eyes... slowly moves away)

 -- Coach Nagy
 
 

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