Spokesman
and SAG Recruiter Sheikh N. Gathermen was very excited by this most recent development strategy to fill their ranks. He told
the press, “I can’t believe we had not thought of this before”, he said with
enthusiasm, “but with the publication of ‘The Craft Unmasked!’ last year, and all that it revealed about extensive Freemasonic
training, it just made perfect sense to tap into an already available and
developed resource!”
Another
long time SAG member, Guy Trapp, was equally excited. “The fact that so many
of them are unbelievably well-trained and want more gives me hope that we can plug them
into our productions with little to no effort”, he raved, “and the best part is
they’ll most likely support our efforts for nothing but a low-cost meal beforehand!”
SAG Old
timer Knute N. Mieday, who confessed that he has a lot of relatives in the Craft, was not so impressed by the news.
He had this to say, “Yeah, I read about their training. Sure they learn to memorize a whole bunch of scripts and related choreography,
they also learn how to put on a good show and they are definitely used to the drama", he smirked and continued, "but are they even aware that they're
trained actors participating in role-playing?”
He shrugged and added, “Most of them don’t even know they’re putting on
well-scripted morality plays.”
Mr.
Gathermen wasn't detoured by any detractors and was quite pleased with the recruiting drive. He was overflowing with enthusiasm as he told us about his
efforts. “The best aspect about this drive is all we had to do is tell these guys that
we where a 'guild'," he paused and used his fingers to quote the word while widening his eyes, "and that all they had to do is petition to join. I swear we can’t keep enough petitions on hand to
keep up with demands.”
For more information about petitioning this and other guilds, please contact a Recognized Local Freemasonic Facility.
F&S,
Brother
John S. Nagy
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