Tuesday, March 24, 2020

FILED UNDER: Adapting Ritual to the Times



Adaptive Freemasonry... 

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...from the pass bump of a Coronacraft to a real bump of the same!
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What is this?
A bump.


A bump of what?
The pass bump of a quarantined Brother.
 

Has it a name?
It has.
 

Give it me.
I will not so receive it neither shall I so impart it.
 

How will you dispose of it?
I will syllable it.
 

Syllable it and begin...
Begin you...
 

Nay, you begin...
Ro...
 

Co...
Na...
 

Co-Ro-Na...  How is it denoted?
Congestion
 

How represented?
By a sheet of cloth hanging over the mouth and nose.
 

How was it originated?
By the eating of bats in a marketplace in the East.
 

How will it be passed?
By unbrotherly handshakes of any coughing Brother.


Right! Arise, and go wash thy hands. AMEN!
(Brothers All) So Mask it Be!
 

-- Coach John S Nagy

(Hat tip to Bros. Mahmoud Mawass‎, Louie Trocio & Doug Rutley)


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