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Brother: What makes you a Mason?

Coach: Yes.

Brother: What?

Coach: Exactly.

Brother: But I want to know what.

Coach: Then you have to join.

Brother: Join what?

Coach: Yes! That’s the action you have to take.

Brother: What is the action?

Coach: Yes, and furthermore, what is the direction as well.

Brother: What are you talking about?

Coach: I’m talking about what.

Brother: THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT!

Coach: Then you have join what to understand.

Brother: To understand what?

Coach: Yes, but only if you want to know what.

Brother: To know what?

Coach: Yes.

Brother: What is it that I must join?

Coach: Of course.

Brother: What is this thing I need to know?

Coach: Now you got it!

Brother: You know what?

Coach: Yes.

Brother: But I haven’t even told you what?

Coach: Yes, I know. But I still know what.

Brother: How do you know what?

Coach: I’m a Mason, what makes me so.

Brother: “So” as in “I’m SO confused!”

Coach: About what?

Brother: YES!!!!

Coach: I see. You’re not alone in this.

Brother: In what?

Coach: Indeed!

Brother: But what makes you a Mason?

Coach: Now you got it!