Wednesday, May 20, 2020

FILED UNDER: What Makes a Mason



Brother:
What makes you a Mason?
Coach: Yes.

Brother:
What?
Coach: Exactly.

Brother:
But I want to know what.
Coach: Then you have to join.

Brother:
Join what?
Coach: Yes! That’s the action you have to take.

Brother:
What is the action?
Coach: Yes, and furthermore, what is the direction as well.

Brother:
What are you talking about?
Coach: I’m talking about what.

Brother:
THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT!
Coach: Then you have join what to understand.

Brother:
To understand what?
Coach: Yes, but only if you want to know what.

Brother:
To know what?
Coach: Yes.

Brother:
What is it that I must join?
Coach: Of course.

Brother:
What is this thing I need to know?
Coach: Now you got it!

Brother:
You know what?
Coach: Yes.

Brother:
But I haven’t even told you what?
Coach: Yes, I know. But I still know what.

Brother:
How do you know what?
Coach: I’m a Mason, what makes me so.

Brother:
“So” as in “I’m SO confused!”
Coach: About what?

Brother:
YES!!!!
Coach: I see. You’re not alone in this.

Brother:
In what?
Coach: Indeed!

Brother:
But what makes you a Mason?
Coach: Now you got it!





2 comments:

Unknown said...

If I am not mistaken either Bud or Lou were Mason's I think Louie b mayor of MGM was a Mason

Phil said...

Still don't know who's on first