Gobbler Gulch – In a long awaited, albeit “belated”
for Thanksgiving, announcement made for the Grand Lodge by the Organization's Supreme Commander
of Festivities, it was made quite clear that the society,
known for its generosity, good will and charity, was continuing its long
standing policy of not giving away any of its turkeys this Thanksgiving season. It was expressed by many of those present at the announcement that the Grand Lodge itself needs to step in and make a significant change to the society’s well-established turkey policies.
Unfortunately, most of the Brothers who have already made earnest effort to do so where themselves summarily divested and in ways that not even turkeys should suffer.
For more about this egregious turkey situation, please contact the appropriate parties and ask about “Turkeygate”.
Fraternally and Sincerely,










